February 2009
It was a lazy afternoon and and we had nothing significant to do. My laptop was open. So I started typing questions and Ishan answered...
It was a lazy afternoon and and we had nothing significant to do. My laptop was open. So I started typing questions and Ishan answered...
Why did u think
I had an attitude problem?
I didn’t really think you had an attitude problem maybe I could’ve phrased it better. You just seemed like one of those girls who you know was a hip kid but I trashed that notion soon because if you were that kinda girl we wouldn’t be friends.
I didn’t really think you had an attitude problem maybe I could’ve phrased it better. You just seemed like one of those girls who you know was a hip kid but I trashed that notion soon because if you were that kinda girl we wouldn’t be friends.
When was the
last time you masturbated?
Day before
yesterday I think. Why?
Are u serious
about quitting drinking?
Yes, but its
gonna be hard. But since you seem to care about my parents more than I do I
will try.
And Smoking?
I think I need to quit
smoking. Seriously. I can’t continue to decorate the walls of my lung with
black soot anymore. Tuberculosis frightens me. And also the wrath of interior
decorators.
Who do you
think has stolen my money?
I have my
own ideas about that but at the end of the day you know its going to be one of
the five suspects. So stop playing Scotland yard with your spare time. Unless
you’re the mastermind who’s been pulling the wool over our eyes. Maybe the
money wasn’t stolen. Maybe you still have it and just want our sympathy.
Despicable.
Choose: Vodka,
vomit or vodka vomit?
I’ve had all
three in your house so I can’t make up my mind. Can’t I just have a diet coke
instead?
Are you
materialistic?
No not
really. I used to be but not any more. Now I just hope to earn enough to get
by. But if I ever get married and have a family then I suppose I’ll have to
work hard enough to provide my family with whatever they want.
Did u actually
like the moolamantra?
Yes very
soothing.
If given the
monkey’s paw what are the 3 wishes u would ask for?
If you’re gonna ask beauty pageant
questions you’ll get beauty pageant replies. I want world peace then. But I
guess what I really want is to be able to write the great book that I know is
in me, a pretty wife who can cook real nice, and peace of mind.
Will u miss us?
Yes
immensely.
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